what im saying is that bisexuals, pansexual, and asexuals should all join together so we can be in the fictitious trifecta. enough people will say we’re not real and we’ll all converge together in a massive, fierce mass only spoken of in myth. dont come near us or you too will cease to exist
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|Song: Carry On Wayward Son|
|Artist: Jensen Ackles|
|Played: 458,611 times.|
Holy shit my friend just sent this to me it’s like chocolate for my ears. I knew Jensen was a good singer but dayum
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly
Guinea Pigs are natural swimmers, but have to be introduced to the water slowly so they don’t panic
"so they don’t panic"
The life of a Guinea Pig is 200% panic
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking